Trump Bans Christmas! Says All Holidays Matter

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(FNN) – A Trump insider announced today that Trump intends to ban the phrase Merry Christmas. “He’ll be encouraging all Americans to say Happy Holidays instead. Just like all lives matter, so do all holidays.”

Trump supporters are reacting on Twitter with the hash tags #TrumpLies and #PoliticallyCorrectTrump. Many state that other holidays are inferior and some even ask if Jews are human. One supporter tweets, “First Romney, now this? What is Trump doing?”