Gordon Gekko Tapped for Business Ethics Secretary

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Wall Street – Today Trump announced that Gordon Gekko will serve on his cabinet as his Business Ethics Secretary.

Gordon Gekko, billionaire, is best known for his insider trading scandal on Wall Street in the 1980s during the Reagan era.

Gekko accepted the position earlier today saying, “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will save that malfunctioning corporation called the USA.”

Fox News host Bud Fox responded, “You have to give it to him. He’s winning. He has tiger blood.”