Trump Burns Flag! Revokes His Own Citizenship

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(FNN) – Trump made big news when he recently tweeted this about burning the flag.

So when a paparazzi took the above photo of Trump burning the flag last night people were obviously shocked.

When asked by reporters what the consequences should be Trump announced he’d already revoked his own citizenship.

An hour later Trump was surprised to find VP Joe Biden at his doorstep. He was even more shocked to learn that he couldn’t be sworn in as president since he was no longer a citizen.

VP Biden told the press, “We had to deport him. He wasn’t a citizen. You should have seen his face when we told him.” He went on to say, “Of course, I had to take him behind the gym of the local high school first.”

When asked where Trump is now, a Trump insider said, “We have no idea. We can’t find him.”