Trump D.C. – After spending a day living with their decision, the electoral college has requested to reconvene so they can reconsider their vote.
One member said, “I don’t know what we were thinking. Sure, being able to vacation at any Trump property played a role, but then we learned Trump has no properties. He just license’s his name. So, besides a slum apartment building in Brooklyn, we don’t have any other choices. So there was no reason to vote for him at all.”
“I’m proud to say I voted for comrade Trump,” said another.