TRUMP EXPOSED! Mystery of Hair Finally Revealed

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(FNN) – An explosive new book by a close friend of the Reagans, Bonzo, who starred with Ronnie in the movie Bedtime for Bonzo, exposes why Trump’s hair is the way it is today.

Back during the Reagan presidency, Nancy used to host fundraising parties at their ranch Rancho del Cielo, also known as Heaven’s Gate or Heaven’s Ranch. Nancy would invite “suckers who donate” and that included Donald Trump.

At one party, according to Bonzo, Trump got a bit grabby with Nancy. The next day Nancy consulted with her astrologer, Joan Quigley, at the Irana Contra Cafe in D.C. Joan suggested that the stars can put a curse on Trump’s looks. Since Trump wasn’t a particularly good looking man, Nancy chose his hair. Apparently, Joan’s curse is still working today.

And now you know…the rest of the story. Good day.