Biden Urges Obama, TURN ON SKYNET! Stave Off Trump Presidency

Posted on Updated on

By John Connor | Glen Burnie, MD | July 4, 2032

(FNN) – According to an anonymous source at the White House, at 2:39 AM this morning Biden woke up Obama and ushered him into a conference room. It’s there that he made his case. Biden urged the president to turn on Skynet in the hopes that the system will do what the Electoral College didn’t dare. Stave off a Trump presidency.

Skynet is the latest military program to be recently completed. The system was developed by Cyberdyne Systems Corp., a company mostly owned by Berkshire Hathaway, Warren Buffett’s organization.

Costing taxpayers $986B, there has been some debate over the risks of turning the system on. The system consists of not only computer systems but also self run weapons systems that don’t require a human to control them like drones do.

“Joe believes that, because the human element is removed from the system, Skynet will come to the logical conclusion that Trump, his cabinet, and his Russian contacts pose too great a threat to the country to allow him to become president. Joe believes the system will keep control in Obama’s hands. But there is some debate over if it will hand back control at all.”

Obama is considering Biden’s request and will make a decision by midnight January 19th.

UPDATE: Should Obama Turn on Skynet? Click here to vote on Twitter!