WCTU, December 5, 1933
(FNN) – President Donald J. Trump made history today signing an Executive Order banning Muslims and women from voting. After the signing he declared Prohibition over.
Immediately white men packed bars and ran to the passing beer trucks in an effort to get extremely drunk.
They quickly spent their wives entire paychecks and drove home drunk to beat their wives.
Women reacted quickly running out to protest the Executive Order and then go shopping. When their debit and credit cards declined they protested again.
One protester said, “Fuck Trump. That asshole.”