Trump v. Twitter! Signs Executive Order Requiring Twitter to Blur Pics Trump Doesn’t Like

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(FNN) – At 1 am ET Sunday morning Trump signed an Executive Order demanding Twitter blur unflattering pics of him. Twitter caved and immediately started blurring his pictures. Twitter users woke up to find their pictures of Trump unviewable.
It is suspected that Trump couldn’t sleep after watching SNL and needed an Executive Order to relax himself. Twitter users were thrilled as they were tired of seeing him. One Twitter user stated, “Thank God. All those double chins and baby hands were making me sick.”