Revenge of the GA-6th, The Force is with Ossoff

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Cobb County – Karen Handel is double fisting her lightsabers as she attempts to fight off underdog Jon Ossoff. Georgia’s sixth district has been in the hands of Republicans for decades but Karen Handel has been losing elections for nearly a decade herself. It seems, with the recent GOP vote to take away healthcare, Ossoff has momentum, and the force, on his side.

He also has his fiancé at his side as he recently became engaged. Karen Handel was very gracious when she said, “I wanted to bark at you the way I get barked at.” In her defense she may have been drinking margaritas she bought with taxpayer money she received the last time she was in office. It’s rumored that the funds are running out and Handel needs a new Lexus which is why she decided to run for office again. Maybe some new chairs as well. She’s tired of being one of us.

A recent poll shows Handel in the lead but if every decent American shows up to the polls to vote for Ossoff he will easily win. Just remember to bring photo ID as Handel’s cron…um…people will certainly attempt to suppress the vote of decent Americans. There’s still time to register to vote so if you’re not registered do it quickly. Vote your Ossoff and flip the 6th. May the force be with you Jon.