Trump Calls Out Kim Jong-un! Declares His Is Bigger

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(FNN) – Trump was triggered on his trip to Poland when Kim Jong-un declared himself “bigger” than Trump and fired an unloaded ICBM missile into the water.

Trump said Kim Jong-un was, “behaving in a very very dangerous manner” and that Kim was a nasty boy.

“It’s a shame they’re behaving this way. They’re behaving in a very, very dangerous manner and something will have to be done about it…I have some pretty severe things that we are thinking about. That doesn’t mean we are going to do it. I don’t draw red lines.”

Trump declared his hands are much bigger than the North Korean leader’s hands, as well as other parts of his body. An anonymous source claims one of the “severe things” on the table is a good tweet lashing and a video of Trump beating on Kim Jong-un at a wrestling match.

Ambassador Haley warned, “The U.S. is prepared to use the full range of our capabilities to defend ourselves and our allies,” she said, adding the U.S. would “prefer not” to spank Kim Jong-un like a child.

Experts agree Kim Jong-un needs a good spanking.