REJECTED! Trump Invites GOP Senators To Lunch, No One Shows

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(FNN) – Trump, in an effort to be gracious, invited GOP Senators over to the White House for lunch to discuss healthcare. Trump tweeted:

Trump went all out. He had the chefs bring out weenie dogs, Ruffles chips with onion dip, Domino’s pizza, the works. Trump waited for hours but no one showed. Then he received a message from McCain. McCain called for discussions with Democrats and a full committee process to finally provide “Americans with access to quality and affordable health care.” A source inside the White House said that set Trump off.

“I’ve never seen my dad so angry! About McCain he declared he preferred his GOP Senators healthy and not using health care. He started screaming ‘He’s not a war hero! He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured!!!’ I told him to calm down. I thought he was going to have a heart attack. But then he did the weirdest thing. He called up the King of All Media and Fake News, the New York Times, and rather than attacking Democrats he started attacking his appointees. He laid into Jeff Sessions and the Justice Department. I kept screaming, ‘Dad, STOP! They have all the dirt on Russia. They’ll come after you!’ He just wouldn’t stop. We are so going to jail.”

No word on what happened to the weenie dogs though it’s suspected that Trump ate them all himself.