(FNN) – Since the Jeff Sessions hearing started, the press has been asking why the top law enforcement official in the country has such a bad memory. People all across the country started taking a drink each time they heard Sessions say, “I do not recall” resulting in an extremely drunk nation. A White House leaker has come forward to reveal the secret.
“Last night I heard Trump talking to someone. When I turned the corner I found Trump talking to what looked like a demon. I couldn’t believe my eyes! It seems he summon the demon to remove Jeff’s memories before the hearing the next day. It looks like it worked.”
We’ve reached out to the White House for comment but there’s been no response.