(FNN) – A White House leaker revealed today that President Trump paid Hope Hicks $130,000 to resign and not have sex with him.
“It was embarrassing,” the White House leaker stated. “Hicks kept begging Trump to meet her in Ivanka’s bedroom. It took over an hour for Trump to convince her to take the money and leave the White House.”
The leaker went on to state that the $130,000 actually came from Trump’s lawyer’s bank account. President Trump hasn’t yet tweeted about this shocking revelation.