Trump vs. Ali! Executive Order Strips Famous Boxer of his Citizenship

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Bowling Green, Sweden – In an odd move, President Trump signed an Executive Order stripping Mohammad Ali of his US citizenship.

ICEs immediately moved to deport the famous boxer. One source at ICEs stated, “We sent a team to his last known residence but he wasn’t there. The people living there just kept saying he’s dead. He can’t hide forever. We’ll find him.”

In an effort to find Ali, ICEs detained his son at an airport in Florida but were unable to discover Ali’s whereabouts. 

In other news, Frederick Douglass is still at large.

Florida teacher fired due to wizardry – yes, he did a magic trick

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Ok, I’ve been gone for awhile…as you know Obama has won the Democratic nomination but everyone is still acting as if it is still going on.  So I’m waiting for the real contest…defeating McCain.  There is a story, however, that has caused me to come back here and post.  My wife just told me that a friend told her of this story.  That a school teacher did a 30 second magic trick in front of class and was fired for “wizardry.”  I thought there is no way that happened.  Well I was wrong.  Here’s a local article on the story.  Here’s a news report:

The comment section in the local story has people leaving names, phone numbers, and email addresses to reach the school system and tell them how ridiculous this is. Have fun.

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